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Dec032008
MPA: Miami Parking Assholes
Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at 7:22PM 
The Miami Parking Authority has one helluva scam going…
On February 24, 2008, I put a buck into a master meter off of Brickell Avenue in Downtown (that was my first mistake: going to Gordon Biersch, where the bar smells like the custodian’s closet at a public middle school), and, after sucking up the bill, a message appeared on the display screen: “Machine Out of Service.” I don’t know why it didn’t just say: “Thanks for the buck – GET FUCKED,” because it didn’t return my dollar.
Reader Comments (5)
f*ck this passive protest, GIVE US MORE TIPS ON HOW TO F*CK THEM OVER BY GETTING FREE PARKING, FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!!
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Billy Billy Billy... Deep breaths, BREATHE... The only cure for this institutionalized insanity is to run for office yourself and either fix the system from the inside or join in with the crooks and keep meter/dollars for yourself.
The only other choice is to get so angry your head explodes. Now, who would entertain us if your head exploded?
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[...] …you have to deal with bureaucracy like this: [...]
charging money to park on public property is legalized extortion
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its just a dollar.. get over it